Cerita antara Parman dan Sherina
Percakapan antara dua insan manusia yang sedang menunggu bis di terminal, antara :
Parman yang Jelek (cowok)dan sherina yang Cantik (cewe)
Parman : " Hallo mbak..Sendirian aja.."
Sherina : " Iya"
Parman : " Mau kemana mbak"
Dengan rada jutek sherina menjawab
Sherina : " Ya mau pulang kampunglah..emang mau tidur disini"
Parman : " ooooooo...iya yah"
Parman orang yang pantang menyerah mencoba mengadu nasib lagi :
Parman : "Mbak pasti sering luluran ?"
Sherina : " kok tau sih?"
Parman : " Ya tau dong..abis kulit mbak putih bangetttt..
"
Sherina : (*Sherina jadi beneran Jutek)![Marah](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uhcPPOLvhTfFTdFIF_H-PsGCRBx9_igZAQyzKFVsvm3B-hCiTG1JPT7oZXIZ2LLwev28onOiiyhF6iwEvxnuSfMDQ_D4Bcguk7XdilnKVjovJO=s0-d)
Parman : "Mbaknya pasti sering digigitin nyamuk ya...
"
Sherina : " kok tau sih??"
Parman : "Itu mbak...abis mbak manis banget ...
![Wowcantik](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sZdMGMN2ShJYtODWnWUvSGk_1B-9bwRhr0dPDS3hPZQ5KF3yIULC1tbD1wL2BBoQXB6r1eg2nDWjkjRDN-X2F9bYqazX4bWO_Y7_dy6qyJCxWshWJu4YyVbJo=s0-d)
![Wowcantik](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sZdMGMN2ShJYtODWnWUvSGk_1B-9bwRhr0dPDS3hPZQ5KF3yIULC1tbD1wL2BBoQXB6r1eg2nDWjkjRDN-X2F9bYqazX4bWO_Y7_dy6qyJCxWshWJu4YyVbJo=s0-d)
Sherina :![Mad](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u9VEEY0c5lmQhNU4iDxgSCodC06K7pC-rxAiLw6l9AZCWwnEu7tB9wVvoM31MxStpqKc1ttjSHQ1qwEqKMS-ceyAOwgxViIqm39p3FsGetnzduSxlMEusHT8M=s0-d)
![Mad](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u9VEEY0c5lmQhNU4iDxgSCodC06K7pC-rxAiLw6l9AZCWwnEu7tB9wVvoM31MxStpqKc1ttjSHQ1qwEqKMS-ceyAOwgxViIqm39p3FsGetnzduSxlMEusHT8M=s0-d)
Parman : "mbak pasti rajin olahraga ya ..![Big Grin](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s7WjrVR1hPcGPg-S3yfGhf6LAsmeDEeFbJuRJQTDqYGmqTIExOEhr5NHM6E1BzhubGxkXUPnrX2XEZqL-oIzlIi0mm-ZEy_pzZwz17vdPVCAjaqZd3h_j41w=s0-d)
Sherina : "hmm... emangnya kenapa ??
Parman : " abis body mbak bagus banget ...![Genit](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tUMC2KMFX-c95js-e_U6KSMLrOIhGESSwCLY1_AmR_pKUhX33ibV4iqXDZDKfs5xiEnclCNay2-ZBPDpU4nmJaLPnQUT_6CdMVFN3TEbWWv3EwQf99jzs4MOk-=s0-d)
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Sherina :
![Marah](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uhcPPOLvhTfFTdFIF_H-PsGCRBx9_igZAQyzKFVsvm3B-hCiTG1JPT7oZXIZ2LLwev28onOiiyhF6iwEvxnuSfMDQ_D4Bcguk7XdilnKVjovJO=s0-d)
Ngerasa jutek Gantian sherina yang menggoda
Sherina : "Mas pasti mekanik yang handal ya..??
parman : "waaahhhhhh...mbaknya kok tau seh ??"![Malu (S)](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tZkiaDonOSqAyBpGnz9LwcNjhujjXTctcd2F58iYKueykb_cgAqzPD20t4nhy8WiUtQn7y_cjqpkW4NPk9YV_XvHtfXXMnzDACfcmk1JQBE3h4PQ=s0-d)
![Malu (S)](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tZkiaDonOSqAyBpGnz9LwcNjhujjXTctcd2F58iYKueykb_cgAqzPD20t4nhy8WiUtQn7y_cjqpkW4NPk9YV_XvHtfXXMnzDACfcmk1JQBE3h4PQ=s0-d)
Sherina : "itu dongkraknya mas naek turun"
Parman cengar cengir
jadi geer merasa dongkraknya diperhatikan ![Malu](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uCmzH6kkvfxEThwjUy3Pqr1-fpzivw2szvQ0F4NoJvuCU5YTxRY0aKaQA7FHSFrvMxGqCpwK-iC-KtnAsXGCSEAQUoKL8UpOjOY_G7bIW9M8KOjMayiqoVEQ=s0-d)
Sherina : "Mas nya pasti masih single ya??"
Dengan wajah penuh berbunga-bunga dan berharap bisa jadian
sama cewek yang manis dan cantik itu, parman menjawab dengan pedenya ![Pasangan Smiley](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tSCg3GxPsGLquSfehfgzrtRz1IOGY2vdbZ9C8--0mFnCIBQDjAEW5yllZYd5p5unmWSKePfqE9Cy95Zt8ml69_-LJgrHJP0avGw0nCOja13pyGsA_rg0RDQUfAtR8Hj7ETVyTCmQ=s0-d)
Parman : "Kok tau sihhh?? ..![Genit](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tUMC2KMFX-c95js-e_U6KSMLrOIhGESSwCLY1_AmR_pKUhX33ibV4iqXDZDKfs5xiEnclCNay2-ZBPDpU4nmJaLPnQUT_6CdMVFN3TEbWWv3EwQf99jzs4MOk-=s0-d)
![Genit](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tUMC2KMFX-c95js-e_U6KSMLrOIhGESSwCLY1_AmR_pKUhX33ibV4iqXDZDKfs5xiEnclCNay2-ZBPDpU4nmJaLPnQUT_6CdMVFN3TEbWWv3EwQf99jzs4MOk-=s0-d)
![Genit](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tUMC2KMFX-c95js-e_U6KSMLrOIhGESSwCLY1_AmR_pKUhX33ibV4iqXDZDKfs5xiEnclCNay2-ZBPDpU4nmJaLPnQUT_6CdMVFN3TEbWWv3EwQf99jzs4MOk-=s0-d)
![Genit](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tUMC2KMFX-c95js-e_U6KSMLrOIhGESSwCLY1_AmR_pKUhX33ibV4iqXDZDKfs5xiEnclCNay2-ZBPDpU4nmJaLPnQUT_6CdMVFN3TEbWWv3EwQf99jzs4MOk-=s0-d)
Sambil ngeloyor pergi ninggalin parman yang ke geeran banget, Sherina menjawab
Sherina : "ya tau lah...abis muka lu tuhh jelek banget....ancurrrrr!!!!!!! ..![Ngacir](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tLC6yjEK0sV-mC6hbafc2ispSkTnG0FvsGNVnMb_2m3cFOTlCPNnV-VLLz6n53zcX5s99ICjNrPswuKA7LPlCSJRS52T10b9PsdKh7xXjWqgxQdsM=s0-d)
![Ngacir](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tLC6yjEK0sV-mC6hbafc2ispSkTnG0FvsGNVnMb_2m3cFOTlCPNnV-VLLz6n53zcX5s99ICjNrPswuKA7LPlCSJRS52T10b9PsdKh7xXjWqgxQdsM=s0-d)
Parman :![Belo](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_uYzO0nBrhxO4RwIQQ5460_dyK2ZvStz7d0PqMQglNH59Lg_L369o8z6JwAnw7mwGWOV1_OdajgAsplWIRz0etUWFqy5Cq2ucjWJQYnf6MYjifLmZzfdD22B26Z=s0-d)
![Kagets](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u4-W9lH-7bl1eGAAUtc0s0Ukr5VRvpiO0TF0ExYyPaJAq7_7sDn6HhTzBXgvGUbGIZkGrALrpB4GaTw7F9pyMcQvJe4K0Li_fk-7WgaiJeZX3-k0x3h4CjtQ=s0-d)
![breakheart](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tcTmBxNmqNFpN_kLDDRrhWjXWiLYkCupqNKtrpJ5rutDAD4-K0mDmQwazrVN7zHtS7WnAqd9LDTMIvuCfahICH1JlbCeK-fhV9qpyqP80RBJF7HThlnWiiesY=s0-d)
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![Confused](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u4WH63VdGgiI5Ux35H9Mcx7nt72W4oQ8aKVDy1KulIzDP87SkiuZcmWaXD9SFbT6qPPiw8VlE2MgRoyEJdWRDZMr0M9hrxWQ5DatiTo5EtTtJg6TAI40YUJA=s0-d)
![Frown](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ux5ppRpahkez3jbrk8TaO_x0FIlYvCnDxbg3ve2wKVR3BC38d0GJYDLpbVeNFJBtTnEHRVH3jZiypeX1v2fck5S6jiVxBAd9tImy_of9HlffsvrPSRg1gQ9FE=s0-d)
![Frown](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ux5ppRpahkez3jbrk8TaO_x0FIlYvCnDxbg3ve2wKVR3BC38d0GJYDLpbVeNFJBtTnEHRVH3jZiypeX1v2fck5S6jiVxBAd9tImy_of9HlffsvrPSRg1gQ9FE=s0-d)
![Frown](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ux5ppRpahkez3jbrk8TaO_x0FIlYvCnDxbg3ve2wKVR3BC38d0GJYDLpbVeNFJBtTnEHRVH3jZiypeX1v2fck5S6jiVxBAd9tImy_of9HlffsvrPSRg1gQ9FE=s0-d)
![Frown](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_ux5ppRpahkez3jbrk8TaO_x0FIlYvCnDxbg3ve2wKVR3BC38d0GJYDLpbVeNFJBtTnEHRVH3jZiypeX1v2fck5S6jiVxBAd9tImy_of9HlffsvrPSRg1gQ9FE=s0-d)
nohope![No Hope](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_u2lZ-nZtrmMdPMwo6-pfW2KJS35qNT8w1VDFfzA3KiyBNMqTngbE5ONjXJ5vyXKFo1gGiLbHrNGxGM0C9wExYpyR3gA50mauo_UpkHCaoxnBkzSIg=s0-d)
Sumber : http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=6128396
Parman yang Jelek (cowok)dan sherina yang Cantik (cewe)
Parman : " Hallo mbak..Sendirian aja.."
Sherina : " Iya"
Parman : " Mau kemana mbak"
Dengan rada jutek sherina menjawab
Sherina : " Ya mau pulang kampunglah..emang mau tidur disini"
Parman : " ooooooo...iya yah"
Parman orang yang pantang menyerah mencoba mengadu nasib lagi :
Parman : "Mbak pasti sering luluran ?"
Sherina : " kok tau sih?"
Parman : " Ya tau dong..abis kulit mbak putih bangetttt..
Sherina : (*Sherina jadi beneran Jutek)
Parman : "Mbaknya pasti sering digigitin nyamuk ya...
Sherina : " kok tau sih??"
Parman : "Itu mbak...abis mbak manis banget ...
Sherina :
Parman : "mbak pasti rajin olahraga ya ..
Sherina : "hmm... emangnya kenapa ??
Parman : " abis body mbak bagus banget ...
Sherina :
Ngerasa jutek Gantian sherina yang menggoda
Sherina : "Mas pasti mekanik yang handal ya..??
parman : "waaahhhhhh...mbaknya kok tau seh ??"
Sherina : "itu dongkraknya mas naek turun"
Parman cengar cengir
Sherina : "Mas nya pasti masih single ya??"
Dengan wajah penuh berbunga-bunga dan berharap bisa jadian
Parman : "Kok tau sihhh?? ..
Sambil ngeloyor pergi ninggalin parman yang ke geeran banget, Sherina menjawab
Sherina : "ya tau lah...abis muka lu tuhh jelek banget....ancurrrrr!!!!!!! ..
Parman :
Sumber : http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=6128396